Kyon Mera Dil Dukhate Ho; Kyon Mujhse Har Baat Chupate Ho; Mera Dil Hi Toot Gaya Ye Sunkar Ki; Aap Gore Hone Ke Liye Vim Bar Se Nahate Ho
Ladki: Kal Main Tumhare Liye Rakhi Lai Thi Tumne Bandhwai Kyon Nahin? Ladka: Agar Kal Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Tu Pahan Legi? Badi I Baat Karti Hai
Ek Ladaki Park Men Idhar Udhar Ghum Rahi Thi Ek Pathan Ne Pucha Aap Kya Talash Kar Rahi Hain? Ladaki: Sharmati Hue Main Apni Jindagi Ke Liye Hamsfar Talaash Kar Rahi Hu! Pathan: Nahi Mila? Ladaki: Nahi! Pathan: Baji Sadar Se Pata Karo Vahan Se Har Chij Mil Jati Hai!
Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Me Bachcho Ko "Mai Techer" Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha! Thodi Der Baad Pappu Ne Madam Ko Puchha "Madam 'Mast Item' Ko English Me Kya Kahte Hain?"
Pappu: Papa Aap Mere Liye Aaj Kya Laye Hain? Santa: Aaj Yesu Masi Ka Janmadin Hai Ya Tera? Pappu Man Hi Man Men Bola "Kya Yaar Ek Santa Clos Hai Jo Sabko Tohfe Lekker Deta Hai Aur Ek Mera Baap Lanat Hai"A