Mahangai Ke Is Daur Me Karna Padhta Hai Apne Kharche Par Kabu Mahangai Ke Is Daur Me Karna Padhta Hai Apne Kharche Par Kabu; Ek Chutki Sindur Ki Kimat Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu
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Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, bahu Toh Convent Mein Padhi Hogi Santa(Shaan Se Chhati Fulakar): Haan,Kaise Pehchana? Sabjiwala: Thaile Mein Neeche Tamatar Aur Uppar Kaddu Jo Rakhe Ja Rahi Hai!