Santa: Doctor, Main Subah 9 Baje Uthta Hu Toh Mujhe Saans Lene Mein Takleef Hoti Hai Doctor: Beta, Jaldi Utha Karo... Kyun Ki Saari Oxygen To Baba Ramdev Aur Unke Chele Kheench Lete Hain, Takleef To Aayegi Hi Na!!
Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge? Santa: Nirmal Baba ke pas jaunga Wife: kitne achche ho, kya kahoge? Santa: Kahunga, baba aap ki kripa aana shuru ho gayi