Khuda Kare Tum Jindagi Men Bahut Aage Badho Itne Aage Badho Ki Jisse Milo Vo Kahe . . . . . . . E Baba Chalo Chalo Aage Badho
Baba Ramdev Kahte Hain Acchi Sehat Ke Liye Saas Par Kabu Karen Ab Baba Ko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Logon Se Bivi Kabu Nahin Hoti Sas Par Kaise Kabu Karen!
Santa and Banta are looking through a mail order catalogue. Santa: Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable, too. Banta agrees, "I'm ordering one right now". 3 weeks later Santa says to Banta "Has your woman turned up yet?" "No" said Banta "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!"
Santa: Doctor, Main Subah 9 Baje Uthta Hu Toh Mujhe Saans Lene Mein Takleef Hoti Hai Doctor: Beta, Jaldi Utha Karo... Kyun Ki Saari Oxygen To Baba Ramdev Aur Unke Chele Kheench Lete Hain, Takleef To Aayegi Hi Na!!