Ek Plane Tufan Me Fas Gaya Pilat Ne Kaha: Kisi Ko Bachne Ki Dua Aati Hai Ki Kya? Ek Baba Khush Hokar Bola: Ha Mujhe Aati Hai Pilat: Thik Hai Baba Aap Dua Kijiye Ek Parashut Kam Hai
Bhikhari Santa Se: Kuchh Khane Ko Do Baba Santa: Tamatar Khao Bhikhari: Roti Do Baba Santa: Tamatar Khao Bhikhari: Chalo Tamatar Hi Khila Do Tabhi Santa Ki Patni Jito Boli: Inki Jibh Par Chhala Hua Hai Yah Kah Rahe Hain Kamakar Khao
Tantrik: Beta Tujh Par Ek Chudail Ka Saya Hai! Santa: Baba Main Thappad Mar Dunga Jo Meri Bivi Ke Bare Men Kuch Kaha To!!
I don't know what is the big deal on an Indian becoming CEO of Google and Microsoft... when you can't send him your resume and say, "Bhai Resume Mail Kar Diya Hai, Dekh Liyo"!
Santa and Banta are looking through a mail order catalogue. Santa: Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable, too. Banta agrees, "I'm ordering one right now". 3 weeks later Santa says to Banta "Has your woman turned up yet?" "No" said Banta "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!"