Santa: I got a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes for starving people throughout the world. Banta: So you did? Santa: No, I told them to get lost. Banta: That was rude. Santa: No way, anybody who fits into my clothes can't be starving!
The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, "Got Rum?" Banta: Yes, Old Monk. Pujari became angry and Banta was thrown out of the temple. Later Banta realised that Pujari was asking about his "GOTRAM"!