Pappu got lost at at an IPL game. He went up to police officer and said, "I've lost my dad". "What's he like?" asked the officer sympathetically. "Beer and women", said Pappu.
The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, "Got Rum?" Banta: Yes, Old Monk. Pujari became angry and Banta was thrown out of the temple. Later Banta realised that Pujari was asking about his "GOTRAM"!