Apne Desh Me Jitne Bhi Trak Ke Piche Likha Hota Hai "Buri Najar Wale Tera Muh Kala" Aap Yakin Mano Yadi Hakikat Me Aisa Hi Hota To... Ab Tak Hamara Desh "Vast Edes" Ban Chuka Hota
Mahangai Ke Is Daur Me Karna Padhta Hai Apne Kharche Par Kabu Mahangai Ke Is Daur Me Karna Padhta Hai Apne Kharche Par Kabu; Ek Chutki Sindur Ki Kimat Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu
Brakap Ka Dard Us Ladaki Se Jaa Ke Puch... . . . . . . Jise Khud Apne Paison Ka Richarj Karvana Pad Raha Ho
Doctor: Ye Sirap 2 Chammach Subah 2 Chammach Dophar 2 Chammach Raat Ko 3 Din Tak Lene Hai! Pathan: Apna Davai Apne Paas Rakho Hamara Ghar Men Itna Chammach Nahin Hai!
Pati: Hipnotis Karna Kya Hota Hai? Patni: Kisi Ko Apne Control Men Karke Apni Marji Ke Kaam Karvaana! Pati: Chal Jhuthi! Use To Shadi Kahte Hain!
Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha "Jab Hamne Shadi Ki Thi Tab To Aap Mujhe Bade Prashansniy Namon Se Bulate The Jaise Meri Ras Malai Meri Basundi Lekin Ab In Namon Se Kyon Nahin Bulate?" Pati Ne Kaha "Dudh Ki Mithai Kitne Din Tajai Rahegi"