Boy: I love you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I'll die for you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I can't live without you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I can do anything for you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I'll give you a diamond ring. Girl: Really? Boy: Babaji ka Thullu!
Boy: Do you love me? Girl: Yes, I can do anything for you. Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka Table Sunna. *Blocked*
Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it? Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!