Jito: Itni Raat Ko Kaha Gae The? Pappu: Apni Garlfrend Se Milne! Jito: Kis Liye? Pappu: Han 'Maa' Bahut Kis Liye!
Garlfrend: Janu Kal Mera Barthde Hai Mujhe Kya Gift Doge? Pappu: Kya Chahiye? Garlfrend: Ring (Ring)A Pappu: Ring Dunga Par Uthana Mat Balence Bahut Kam Hai
Pariksha Men Adhyapak Ne Nakal Karne Ki Ijajat De Di Aur Usane Kaha Bahar Ye Mat Kahna Ki Maine Nakal Karne Diya Tha . . . . . . Shararti Pappu: Na Ji Na Ham Kahenge Ki Adhyapak To Bahut Sakht Tha Kutte Ne Hilne Bhi Nahin Diya Mar Jaye Sala
Garlfrend: Ham Bahut Badnaam Ho Chuke Hain Ab Hamen Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye Pappu: Lekin Itni Badnami Ke Bad Hamse Shadi Karega Kaun?
Adhyapak: Ande Ke Fayde Batao? Pappu: Sar Bahut Fayde Hain! Agar Ye Imtihan Men Mil Jayen To Agale Sal Ki Kitabon Ke Paise Bach Jate Hain
Garlfrend: Janu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho Jisamen Duhkh Bhi Ho Aur Khushi Bhi Pappu: Aap Bahut Khubsurat Ho Aanti Ji