Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha: Main Amerika Jane Ki Soch Raha Hu Banta : Bahut Badhiya Bhala Kitna Kharch Ho Jaega? Santa: Ek Paisa Bhi Nahin Bhala Sochane Men Paisa Kaha Kharch Hota Hai
Banta: Yaar Meri Bivi Bahut Ladti Hai Mujhse Aur Jab Bhi Ladti Hai To Apne Mayke Chali Jaati Hai Santa: Yaar Tu To Bahut Khushkismat Hai Meri Bivi Mujhse Ladti Hai Aur Fauran Apne Mayke Walon Ko Yahan Bula Leti Hai
Banta: Vrat Hai? Prito: Ha Ji Banta: Kuch Khaya? Prito: Ha Ji Banta: Kya? Prito: Kela Seb Anar Mungfali Frut Creem Aalu Ki Tikki Sabudane Ki Khir Sabudane Ke Papad Kuttu Ki Puri Savankh Ke Chaval Singhade Ke Aate Ka Halwa Khira Subah-Subah Chay Aur Ab Jus Pi Rahi Hu Banta: Bahut Sakht Vrat Rakh Rahi Ho Yah Har Kisi Ke Bas Ka Kahan Hai Aur Kuch Khane Ki Ichchha Hai? Dekh Lo Kahin Kamjori N A Jaye
Alia Bhatt: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Mein Kya Hai Toh Tokri Ke Aadhe Ande Tere. Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kitne Hai To 10 Ke 10 Tere. Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Ande Dene Wali Murgi Bhi Teri. Rahul Gandhi: Arey Yaar... Lekin Koi HINT To De De!
A Starbucks opened in Hyderabad. Waiter: Kya Hona? Customer: Latte? Waiter: Hau Latoon. Ab Kya Hona Bolo? Customer: Waiter, Cappuccino. Waiter: Kaiku Doosro Ke cuppa Chinu, Andar Bahut cuppa Hain. Customer: Ek Mocca Hona. Waiter: Mauka Sab Ku Hona Life Mein Ek Baar. Ab Kya Hona Bolo? Starbucks closed!