Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North? Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
One day Rajnikanth was swimming from Africa to US in the Atlantic and he lost his underwear. Now they call it BERMUDA TRIANGLE.
In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife. Jeeto: Shoot him! Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.