कुछ लोग खुद तो Single होते हैं ऊपर से उल्टी सीधी Advice देकर अपने दोस्तों का भी Breakup करवा देते हैं।
Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice, Just point him in the direction of the nearest liquor store!
Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho? Boy:bachpan se roj 4. Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti. Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein? Girl: No Boy: To kya wo car apki hai? Girl: No Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai. MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti hai.