Kai Saalon Ke Riserch Ke Baad Tamam Duniya Ke Doctor Is Natije Par Pahunche Hain Ki Jukam Ke Liye Sabse Behatrin Chij; . . . . . . Rumaal Hai
Hansi Ke Liye Gam Kurban; Khushi Ke Liye Ansu Kurban; Dost Ke Liye Jaan Bhi Kurban; Agar Dost Ki Garlfrend Mil Jaye To Saala Dost Bhi Kurban
Not Asli Hai Ya Nakli Janchne Ke Liye Ye Karen: Not Ko Char Bar Fold Karen Not Ko Majbut Jagah Par Rakhe Hathaudi Ya Patthar Se Not Par Pach Chot Majbuti Se Mare Not Ko Sidha Karen Gandhi Ji Ke Chashme Ko Dhyan Se Dekhen Agar Chashma Toot Gaya Ho To Not Nakli Hai
Aajkal Ki Mammiyo Ka Apne Bachcho Se "Aap Aap " Karke Baten Karna Bhi Ek Naklipan Ka Sa Ahsaas Deta Hasali Pyar To Wo Hota Tha Jab Maa Ki Ek Baat Ka Jawab Nahin Dete The To Hawa Men Lahrati Hui "Chappal"Aakar Sidhi Muh Par Lagti Thi Vo Hota Tha Asali Pyar Baki Sab To Duniyadari Hai
Ek Pathan Apni Bivi Aur 16 Bachcho Ke Saath Dost Ke Ghar Dawat Par Gaya! Dost Ne Itni Badi Famili Dekh Kar Gusse Men Kaha "Heya Heya Nahi I?" Pathan Bade Pyar Se Bola "Nahin Aaj Uska Peper Tha!"
Ek Din Pathan Bete Ke Saath Lakdiyan Katne Ke Liye Jangal Gaya Aur Vapsi Men Raasta Bhul Gaya! Pathan Gusse Me Aakar Apne Bete Ko Hi Marne Laga Aur Bola "Are Kambakt Men To Raasta Bhul Gaya Chal Par Tu To Ghar Ja!"