Ladka Speedbrakar Le Upar Se Gadi Nikalega Ya Side Se Ye Uspe Depend Karta Hai Ki Pichhe Dost Baitha Hai Ya Garlfrend!
Pathan Rel Ki Patari Par Leta Hua Tha Uske Dost Ne Pucha "Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Rel Gujari To Mar Jaoge Pathan: Abhi Upar Se Jahaj Gujra Kuchh Nahin Hua To Rel Kya Chiz Hai!
Patni: Tum Ye Rojroj Upar Dekhkar Patthar Kyon Marte Ho? Pati: Kyonki Ek Din Mujhse Kisi Ne Kaha Ki Jodi Upar Se Bankar Aati Hai
Pati Ko Aasman Ki Taraf Patthar Fenkte Hue Dekh Patni Boli "Ye Tum Har Roj Upar Hava Men Patthar Kyon Marte Rahte Ho?" Pati: Kahte Hai Na Jodiyan Upar Waala Bana Kar Bhejta Hai Isliye
Banta: Tum Apni Motr Sicil Ko Panch-Panch Ke Noton Se Kyon Sajaa Rahe Ho? Santa: A Mujhe Karigar Ne Kaha Hai Ki Iske Upar Rupaye Lagoge To Thik Ho Jayegi!
Aaj Ka Taaza Message: Hai, Smart, Bahut, Woh, Hai, Bheja, Ne, Jis, Aur, Hu, Raha, Padh, Se, Niche, Ko, Msg, Jo, Hu, Pagal, Woh, Main. CONFUSED? Ab Msg Niche Se Upar Padho! . . . . . . . Ban Gaye Na April Fool?