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Aadmi (Machhar Se): Din Men Kyon Kat Rahe Ho?
Macchar: Overtime Kar Raha Hu Sahab Maabaap Bimar Hain Ghar Men Javan Bahan Hai Aur Ladke Walon Ne Dahej Men 1 Leter Khun Maga Hai

Kuch Dost Panch Ke Not Ki Tarah Hote Hain
Jab Bhi Milenge Fatte Haal Hi Milenge

Pyar Ishk Aur Mohabbat...
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Sab Daru Ke Bhav Badhane Ke Tarike Hain

Chahe Sabke Achhe Din Aa Jaaye Par Golgappe Aur Rikshe Wale Ke Kabhi Achhe Din Nahin Aayenge
Ve Ladkiyon Ke Bhaiya The Bhaiya Hain Aur Bhaiya Hi Rahenge

Mana Ki Teri Najar Men Kuchh Bhi Nahin Ho... Meri Ahmiyat Unse Puch
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Jinke Paise Dene Hain

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