aap chutiye hain jokes

Jindagi Men Paisa Dost Sabakuchh Vapas A Jate Hain;
Par Tute Hue Dant Vapas Nahin Aate;
Isliye Time Par Maisej Kar Diya Karo;
Varna Hanste Hue Bahut Sharm Aayegi

Ek Jhut Aapki Jindagi Ke 5 Minat Kam Kar Deta Hain;
Aur;
Ek Muskurahat Aapki Jindagi Ke 10 Minat Badha Deti Hai
Naitik: Hanste Raho Aur Jhut Bolo To Bhi 5 Minat Ka Fayda Hai

Tumhari Yaad Me Is Kadar Rote Hain;
Tumhari Yaad Me Is Kadar Rote Hain;
Ki Padosi Hamare Aansuon Se Bartan Dhote Hain

Mukaddar Men Raat Ko Nind Nahin To Kya;
Mukaddar Men Raat Ko Nind Nahin To Kya;
Ham Bhi Mukaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain;
Aur Din Men Hi So Jaate Hain

Khushi Ko Gam Kaise Kah Den;
Aapki Dosti Ko Kam Kaise Kah Den;
Ye To Sab Kahte Hain Aap Pagal Ho;
Lekin Sach Men Ho Hum Ye Kaise Kah Den

Jab Se Mobile Men Hanuman Chalisa Dounlod Karvaya Hai;
Tab Se Tumhare SMS Band Ho Gae Hain;
Sach Hi Kahte Hain Ki "Bhutapishah" Nikat Nahin Aave;
Mahavir Jab Naam Sunave