Pathan College Men Ladki Se Bola "I Lav Yu"! Aur Fir Ladki Ko Bola "Ab Tum Bhi Mujhe Bolo"! Ladki: Main Abhi Jakar Sar Ko Bolti Hu! Pathan: Vo Pagal Ki Bachchi Sar Shadi Shuda Hain; Tum Mujhe Bolo Mujhe!
Techer: Yah Kisake Hastakshar Hain @@@@@@ Pappu: Yah Mere Pitaji Ke Hastakshar Hain! Techer: Aise Kaise! Pappu: Vah Jalebi Banate Hain Haath Aise Hi Chalte Hain!
Techer Pappu Se: Padhai Karo Varna Koi Tumhen Job Nahi Dega! . .. ... Pappu Techer Se: Padhai Vo Log Karte Hain Jinhen Job Chahiye Ham To Job Denge!
Pappu: Ro Kyon Rahi Ho? Ladaki: Mere Nambar Bahut Kam Aaye Hain Pappu: Bata Kitne Aye Hain? Ladaki: Sirf 88 Pratishat Pappu: Bhagwan Se Dar Kamini; Itane Men To Do Ladake Paas Ho Jate
Ek Khubsurat Ladki Bus Stand Par Khadi Thi Pappu Bola: Chand To Rat Men Nikalta Hain Aaj Din Men Kaise Nikal Aaya ? Ladki Boli: Are Ullu To Raat Ko Bolta Tha Aaj Din Men Kaise Bol Raha Hai
Adhyapak Mahan Vaigyanik Nutan Ke Baare Men Bata Rahe The "Nutan Bagiche Men Baitha Hua Tha Ki Tabhi Ek Seb Uske Sir Par Aakar Gira Tab Usane Gurutvaakarshan Ke Niyam Ki Khoj Ki" Pappu: Baat Bilkul Saf Hai Sar Agar Nutan Bagiche Men N Baithakar Kaksha Men Baitha Hota Jaise Ki Ham Log Baithe Hue Hain To Kisi Chij Ki Bhi Khoj N Kar Pata