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Jindagi Men Paisa Dost Sabakuchh Vapas A Jate Hain;
Par Tute Hue Dant Vapas Nahin Aate;
Isliye Time Par Maisej Kar Diya Karo;
Varna Hanste Hue Bahut Sharm Aayegi

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01 Jan 2018    

Ek Jhut Aapki Jindagi Ke 5 Minat Kam Kar Deta Hain;
Aur;
Ek Muskurahat Aapki Jindagi Ke 10 Minat Badha Deti Hai
Naitik: Hanste Raho Aur Jhut Bolo To Bhi 5 Minat Ka Fayda Hai

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01 Jan 2018    

Tumhari Yaad Me Is Kadar Rote Hain;
Tumhari Yaad Me Is Kadar Rote Hain;
Ki Padosi Hamare Aansuon Se Bartan Dhote Hain

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01 Jan 2018    

Mukaddar Men Raat Ko Nind Nahin To Kya;
Mukaddar Men Raat Ko Nind Nahin To Kya;
Ham Bhi Mukaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain;
Aur Din Men Hi So Jaate Hain

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01 Jan 2018    

Khushi Ko Gam Kaise Kah Den;
Aapki Dosti Ko Kam Kaise Kah Den;
Ye To Sab Kahte Hain Aap Pagal Ho;
Lekin Sach Men Ho Hum Ye Kaise Kah Den

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01 Jan 2018    

Jab Se Mobile Men Hanuman Chalisa Dounlod Karvaya Hai;
Tab Se Tumhare SMS Band Ho Gae Hain;
Sach Hi Kahte Hain Ki "Bhutapishah" Nikat Nahin Aave;
Mahavir Jab Naam Sunave

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Shayari

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    Chand bhi ek din jami par ayega, sitaro ka thofa apko de jayega, dua m apko.......

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    Chahat me unki hadse se gujarne
    Ko dil karta h.......

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    Ajnbi rhena par kisi ka intejar mat krna, kisi ke pyar ke liye khud ko bekrar mat kr.......

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    Logo ne sharab mehkhane ja ja kar pee hai, jo do pal mein utar jayegi h.......

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    Kajol in Aap Ki Adalat (Full Episode)

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    Chogada With Lyrics | Loveratri | Aayush Sharma | Warina Hussain | Darshan Raval, Lijo-DJ Chetas

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    Aravindha Sametha Official Teaser | Jr. NTR, Pooja Hegde | Trivikram | 4K

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    PRIVATE COLLEGE (CITY) VS GOVERNMENT COLLEGE (DESI) | RealSHIT

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Jokes

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    एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
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    एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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    One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

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    Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
    banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

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    Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
    santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
    banta: just 2 pegs?
    santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

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