Ek Aadmi Kumbh Ke Mele Men Prathna Kar Raha Tha; He Prabhu Nyay Karo He Prabhu Nyay Karo! Hamesha Bhaibhan Bichhudte Hain; Kabhi Patipatni Par Bhi Trai Karo!
Chuha Billi Se Darta Hai; Billi Kutte Se Darti Hai; Kutta Aadmi Se Darta Hai; Aadmi Bivi Se Darta Hai; Bivi Chuhe Se Darti Hai Kyonki Duniya Gol Hai
Banta: Yaar Sasural Me Damaad Ki Ijjat Sabse Jyada Kyon Hoti Hai? Santa: Kyonki Vo Jante Hain Ki Yah Vah Mahan Aadmi Hai Jisne Unke Ke Ghar Ke Tufan Ko Sambhal Ke Rakha Hai
Ek Shadi Shuda Aadmi Baba Ke Pas Jakar Bola "Baba Meri Patni 12 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai"A . . . . . . Baba: Beta Mere Paas Kyon Aaye Ho? "Limka Buk Of Rikard" Ke Paas Jao
Ek Aadmi Barish Men Ja Raha Tha Ek Sundar Mahila Uske Paas Aakar Boli "Aap Meri Chhatr Ka Hissa Ban Sakte Hain? Aadmi Bola "Aap Chinta Mat Kijiye Bahan Ji Main Thik Hu"A Naitik (Moral): Naitikvatik Kuchh Nahin Pichhe Usaki Bivi A Rahi Thi
Pati: Yah Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai Patni: He Bhagvan Iss Kambakht Aadmi Ne Kyakya Chakha Hua Hai