Ek Baar Pappu Tren Men Safar Kar Raha Tha Tren Men Bahut Bhid Hone Ke Karan Pappu Ek Ganje Aadmi Ki Seet Par Baith Gaya Aadmi Jhunjhala Kar Bola "Haha Mere Sir Par A Kar Baith Ja" Pappu: Nahin Ankal Main Yahin Thik Hu Vahan Se Fisalne Ka Dar Hai!
Adhyapak: Tum Aaj Fir Kyon Let Ho Gae ? Pappu: Sar Aaj Maine Ek Mare Hue Aadmi Ko Bhagate Hue Dekha Adhyapak: Kya? Aisa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai ? Pappu: Aapko Vishwas Nahin Hain To Banti Se Puch Lo Vo Bhi Let Ho Gaya Tha Ham Donon Hi Bhagate Hue A Rahe The To Raste Men Ek Mara Hua Aadmi Pada Tha
Techer: Ek Bike Pe Kitne Aadmi Baith Sakte Hain? Pappu: 13 Aadmi Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: 1 Chalak Aur 2 Chhakke!
Pappu: Papa Ye Sadhu Sadhu Ka Kya Rishta Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Jab Do Anjan Aadmi Ek Hi Kampani Dvara Thage Jaate Hain To Vo Aapas Men Sadhu Kahlate Hain
Har Aadmi Ka Sapna: 7 Ankon Men Selari 6 Ankon Men Bachat 5 Bedroom Ka Ghar 4 Pahiyon Ki Gadi Hafte Ki Chhuttiyan 2 Pyare Bachche Aur 1 Gungi Bivi!
Ek Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tune Bachpana Diyachin Liya; Jawani Dichin Le; Paisa Diyavapas Le Liya; Ab Ye Bivi Di Hai To; Dekar Bhul Gaya Kya?