Ek Aadmi Ne Pathan Se Pucha Agar Nind Nahi A Rahi Ho To Kya Karna Chahiye? Pathan: Yaara Nind Ka Intjar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki Banda So Jaye!
Pathan Samose Khol Kar Andar Ke Aalu Kha Raha Tha! Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha "Pura Kyon Nahi Kha Rahe?" Pathan: Baba Doctor Ne Bahar Ki Chij Khane Se Mana Kiya Hai!
Ek Aadmi Ne Pathan Se Pucha Agar Nind Nahi A Rahi Ho To Kya Karna Chahiye? Pathan: Yaara Nind Ka Intjar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki Banda So Jaye!
Begam: "French Frisse" Bhi Ho Gae "French Tost" Bhi Kha Liya Ab Ek "French Kiss" Ho Jaye! Pathan: Sorry Janu Is Hotal Men Koi French Aadmi Kaam Nahi Karta!
Jaj: Tumhara Kya Khyal Hai Yah Aadmi Kaise Mara? Pathan (Gavah): Hujur Yah Bachpan Se Hi Bhulakkad Kism Ka Aadmi Tha! Mera Khyal Hai Ki Yah Saans Lena Bhul Gaya Hoga!