Santa Ki Pahali Bivi Ka Rang Kala Tha To Usne Ek Din Santari (Orange) Rang Ki Sadi Pahankar Pucha: Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu? Santa (Usko Chidhate Hue) Bola: Jaise Kajal Ki Factry Men Aag Lag Gai Ho
Santa: Doctor Sahib Main Chashmaa Lagakar Padh Sakunga Na? Doctor: Ha Bilkul Padh Sakoge Santa: Tab Thik Hai Varna Anpadh Aadmi Ki Jindagi Bhi Koi Zindagi Hai
Santa Amerika Men Tha Ek Bilding Men Aag Lag Gai Santa Fir Briged Se: Tum Logon Ko Niche Fenko Main Unhen Pakad Lunga Pahle Ek Ladka Fenka Fir Ek Ladki Fir Ek Aadmi Aur Fir Ek Aurat Santa Ne Sab Ko Pakad Liya Fir Ek Habshi Ko Fenka To Santa Ne Use Chhod Diya Aur Chilla Kar Bola "Oye Kanjro Jo Pahle Hi Jal Chuke Hain Unhen To Mat Fenko!"
Ek Baar Santa Ki Tang Ki Haddi Tut Gayi Vo Aspatal Gaya To Vahan Usane Dekha Ki Ek Aadmi Ki Donon Tagon Ki Haddiyan Tuti Hui Thi Use Dekh Santa Bola "Are Aap Ki Kya Do Biviyan Hain"
Auraton ke Blouse: Yahan se less; Wahan se less; Kabhi sleeveless; Toh Kabhi backless; Aur Aggar Koi Aadmi Ghoor ke Dekhe, Toh Woh "Kutta, Kamina aur Characterless!