Parvati: gannu, baby, you really should start gymming now.
ganpati: i'm not fat, i'm pleasantly plump.
parvati: er, ya, but you could be fitter- like your dad.
ganpati: not again ma! and it's okay. i charm people anyway.
parvati: that you do, hun! love you baby
ganpati: love you too ma, miss me for ten days- i'm off for a food festival, interacting with friends, fans and followers! and ya, if hanuman comes with another gym membership offer for me, tell him 'not interested' happy ganesh chaturthi week...