Ek sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha..
raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha..
sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha-
"mandir bada"..
sharabi bola
"mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
pujari: "dharti badi"
sharabi: "dharti badi
toh sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
pujari: "sheshnaag bada"
sharabi: "sheshnaag bada
toh shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
pujari: "shiv bada"
sharabi: "shiv bada toh
parbat par kyon khada"
pujari: "parbat bada"
sharabi: "parbat bada
toh hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
pujari: "hanuman bada"
sharabi: "hanuman bada
toh ram ki charno me kyon pada"
pujari: "ram bada"
sharabi: "ram bada toh
ravan ke piche kyun pada"
pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
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sharabi: "is duniya me woh bada
jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"