Lawyer: the larval stage of a politician!

How does a lawyer sleep?
first he li.......

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A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed an.......

Have you heard they're using lawyers instead of rats in laboratories these days? There are three reasons for this:
1. Lawyers reproduce faster.
2. The scientists don't get attached to the .......

And God said, "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on m.......

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