Advice from father to son
son: why is making love so enjoyable?
father: it is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!
son: why do women enjoy more sex than men?
father: it’s because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort then your finger.
son: why do women hate it when they get raped?
father: it is like when you are walking down the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it?
son: why women cant have sex when they are having menses?
father: if your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?!
son: why men don’t like to wear condoms when they are making love?
father: do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?!
son: why is making love carried out in private?
father: will you dig your nose in front of your class?! idiot!
son: whoa!! father you are great!!! :) :p :d