Was your interviewer blind
was your new company desperate
if not, then how did they
give a job to you, my mate
i am sure better applicants
would have sent their resumes through
then i wonder why
they picked a loser like you
before you start pulling your hair out
before you get viciously angry
i want you to know that i am just kidding
you truly deserved this opportunity
for your new job, you are the perfect fit
you won’t do well, you’ll do great
success, promotions and bigger offices
are what lie in your career’s fate
congratulations