6 super cool excuses of smart people
1. money can’t buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a bmw than on a bicycle :d
2. forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard’s name :d
3. help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again :-/
4. many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them :@
5. alcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but neither does juice :p
6. smoking kills, but if you don’t smoke, doesn’t mean you’ll never die