The perfect son.
a: i have the perfect son.
b: does he smoke?
a: no, he doesn’t.
b: does he drink whiskey?
a: no, he doesn’t.
b: does he ever come home late?
a: no, he doesn’t.
b: i guess you really do have the perfect son. how old is he?
a: he will be six months old next wednesday.
happy fathers day