Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school

Two commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.
one: oh! sorry yaar, i heard about your breakup. is it true?
two: yup!
one: you must be sad na?
two: no yaar... sinc.......

Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody t.......

When i want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love .......

When your relatives call to enquire about yo.......

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