Heart tchng lines

Heart tchng lines. must read........... ........ . humari khushi ki khuda se fariyaad na karna, bhula dena mujhe kabhi tum yaad na karna. kiya barbaad tumne mujhe ye meri bad'naseebi thi, iltija hai kabhi kisi aur ko yu barbaad na karna.;-(

Heart tchng lines

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Heart tchng lines

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