SMS "Agar apse koi kahe k aap ""GOODLOOKING""ho ""SMART""ho or ""GENIOUS""ho to rakh k thapper daina us ko

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?.......

Five friends lived in a room, namely mad, brain, fool, nobody, somebody. one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom, mad called police. mad: is it police station??? police: ye.......

In hasino se rasme waf or dil lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦ jis din.......

Amam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai… . . . . . . . . ........

Wannna propose a girl........ try this!!!! follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed: choose the girl you want to propose on the d-day. pick a rose spot the girl stand i.......

Foolse foolne foolonki foolwari me fool k sath wish kiya- 'o' fool, u r d mst beaut.......