Some people have relationships and some people have vodka!

I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty .......

I tried to drown my sorrows in liquor.......

Beauty of Vodka: It looks like water!
Beauty of School: Water bottles are allowed!
Irony .......

Recession:
When Wine and Wom.......

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or.......

Do not let a bottle of wine serve as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back.......