~¤fantastic definitions¤~
school:
a place where
papa pays & son plays :-d
life insurance:
a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)
marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)
dictionary:
a place where success comes before work :-)
smile:
a curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)
doctor:
a person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills u by bills. ;-)