Thousands of couples must be getting engaged across the world today but you are not

So, you have just committed your entire lives to each other on your engagement congratulations, you have just signed up for lifelong enslavement so, you’ve just bought very expensive rings for each ot.......

I kept thinking of something funny to write on a greeting card for your engagement but i stumbled and fumbled along the way the whole process was almost a nasty torment i don’t know why but i could no.......

So today is finally the big day when my mate is officially committed but don’t get too excited buddy it might be too soon to get elated in disguise, your engagement in reality is the beginning of the .......

As i congratulate you and your fiancée for getting engaged i want to give you both a very stern warning, you see both of you are free to indulge in your romantic rants at home but don’t put up a mushy.......

You are engaged, one step closer to officially becoming life partners soon you will be permanently tied and bound to each other you will have no choice but to tolerate each other’s annoying habits goo.......

The only way to convey how i feel right now is to say that i am very sad and gloomy as fiancé-fiancée you both will have less time to have fun and party while i raise a toast to your undying love i al.......