How do you stop a lawyer from drowning

Q: what's wrong with "lawyer jokes"?
a: lawyers don't.......

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you h.......

Have you heard they're using lawyers instead of rats in laboratories these days? there are three reasons for this:
1. lawyers reproduce faster.
2. the scientists don't get attached to the .......

And god said, "let there be satan, so people don't blame everything on m.......

Good news:
a busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. the bus was destroyed an.......

How do you stop a lawyer from .......