Bhikhari: Kya Baat Hai Sahab Pahle Aap Sau Rupaye Dete The Bad Men Pachas Fir Pachchis Ab Sirf Das Dete Hain?
Santa: Pahle Main Kunwara Tha To Main Sau Deta Tha! Fir Meri Shadi Ho Gayi To Pachas; Ek Bachcha Ho Gaya To Pachchis; Ab Do Bachche Hain To Das Deta Hun!
Bhikhari: Vah Sahab Aapke Pure Parivar Ka Kharcha To Mere Paison Se Chal Raha Hai!
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