When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce

When santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the judge asked: "how will you divide, you have 3 children?" pat came santa's reply: "ok! we'll apply next year."

When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce

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और;
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santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

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When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce

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