Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge

Sir-"samundar mein nimbu ka ped ho to tum kaise todoge?" santa-"chidiya bankar." sir-"aadmi ko chidiya tera baap banayega!" santa-"samundar mein ped aapka baap lagayega!"

Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

बरसों जुनूँ सहरा सहरा भटकाता है

be-takalluf mera haijaan banata hai mujhe

बे-तकल्लुफ़ मिरा हैजान बनाता है मुझे

bhiD mein jab tak rahte hain joshile hain

dilon par naqsh hona chahta hun

Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge

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