Santa: Pehle Mai Apni Biwi Ko BA Karwanunga

Santa: pehle mai apni biwi ko ba karwanunga, fir ma fir phd karwaunga, fir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga.. banta: fir acha sa rishta dekh ke uski shadi bhi karwa dena..!

Santa: Pehle Mai Apni Biwi Ko BA Karwanunga

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

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Santa: Pehle Mai Apni Biwi Ko BA Karwanunga

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