Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwey mein gir gayi

Santa: parso meri biwi kuwey mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi thi, bahut chilla rahi thi. banta: ab kaisi hai woh? santa: ab theek hi hogi - kal se kuwey se aawaz nahi aa rahi hai..

Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwey mein gir gayi

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

KHatm jis din shorish-e-ah-o-fughan ho jaegi

ख़त्म जिस दिन शोरिश-आह-ओ-फ़ुग़ाँ हो जाएगी

afsun pahli barish ka

अफ़्सूँ पहली बारिश का

ek nagri sabz umangon ki

Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwey mein gir gayi

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