Santa paaji ko cinema hall ke bahar ek bikhari mila..
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bhikhari:" allah ke naam par kuch de do”
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santa 100 ka note dikhate hue bola:" kya tumhare paas 50 ka note hai ??
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bhikhari khushi se:" ji hain”
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santa:" to saale, pehle woh jake kharch kar na“ :-p :-d