Santa: My son failed his Biology test today

Santa: my son failed his biology test today. banta: that's pretty bad. santa: yeah, they asked, "what is commonly found in cells?". apparently 'prisoners' wasn't the correct answer.

Santa: My son failed his Biology test today

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

raat ko din kaha nahin jata

रात को दिन कहा नहीं जाता

dilon pe zaKHm laga ke hazar guzri bahaar

दिलों पे ज़ख़्म लगा के हज़ार गुज़री बहार

humse pahle to kahin pyar na tha shahr-ba-shahr

Santa: My son failed his Biology test today

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