Santa : kyu bhai 2 din doodh dene q nahi aaya.
doodhwala : saahab meri biwi bimar thi.
santa : to fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata....
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bf wanted 2 hav sex,
but ashamed of his small penis.
he brought his gf in a dark place n placed his penis in gf's hand
gf :no thanx i don't smoke ! & bidi to bilkul bhi nahi