santa ko uske sasur jute se mar raha tha banta:kyu mar rahe ho sasur-iski biwi ne hospital

Santa ko uske sasur jute se mar raha tha banta:kyu mar rahe ho sasur-iski biwi ne hospital se sms kiya tum baap ban gye hoisne apne sare friends ko forward kardiya

santa ko uske sasur jute se mar raha tha banta:kyu mar rahe ho sasur-iski biwi ne hospital

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

kya hua viran kiya gar mohtasib ne mai-kada

क्या हुआ वीराँ किया गर मोहतसिब ने मय-कदा

lab-e-jaan-baKHsh tak ja kar rahe mahrum bosa se

लब-ए-जाँ-बख़्श तक जा कर रहे महरूम बोसा से

likh kar muqattaat mein din un ko arziyan

santa ko uske sasur jute se mar raha tha banta:kyu mar rahe ho sasur-iski biwi ne hospital

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