Santa ko ek baar talibano ne pakad liya aur kaid kar liya
unka leader aya aur santa ke gale pe talwar rakh ke bola
leader: “oye, ya to islaam kabool karo, nahi to gala kaat diya jayega”
santa rote hue: “yaar, kesa ajeeb dharam hai tumhara, kabool karo to lulli kaat dete ho, na karo to gardan“