Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila

Santa ko cinema hall ke bahar ek bikhari mila. bhikhari: “allah ke naam par kuch de do” santa 100 ka note dikhate hue bola: “kya tumhare paas 50 ka note hai?” bhikhari khushi se : “ji hain” santa: “to sale, pehle woh jake kharch kar na“

Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

शिकायत से ग़रज़ क्या मुद्दआ' क्या

shikwa hai na ghussa hai ki main kuchh nahin kahta

शिकवा है न ग़ुस्सा है कि मैं कुछ नहीं कहता

sun le ye iltimas mera dostana hai

सुन ले ये इल्तिमास मिरा दोस्ताना है

Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila

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