Santa ki shadi hui par suhagrat
mein kya krna hote hai ye usko
pata
nahi thha.
vo apne daddy ke pass jaata aur
puchta hai ki kya karu
daddy: “ rat ko mujhe phone kriyo
aur jaise main kahoon vaise hi
kriyo.”
raat ke 1.30 baje daddy ko phone
ata hai.
santa: “daddy batao kya karna
hai?”
daddy: “ dulhan ke aur apne kapde
utar. ”
santa: “fir? ”
daddy: “ dulhan ki taango k beech
me ched (hole) dikh raha hoga
tujhe?”
santa: “hanji daddy dikh raha hai
”
daddy: “ ab jo mere paas bhi hai
aur tere paas bhi hai vo us ched
mein daal de”
santa ne apna mobile hi patni ki
ch@@t mein daal diya....