Santa: Kapdo Ke Andar Se Kaun Dekh Sakta Hain

Santa: kapdo ke andar se kaun dekh sakta hain..? banta: lund... santa: woh kaise.? banta: tune dekha nahin, ladki ko dekh kar kaise andar he khada ho jaata hain..!

Santa: Kapdo Ke Andar Se Kaun Dekh Sakta Hain

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

tera wada jhuTa nikla

तेरा वा'दा झूटा निकला

tu jo ab mere muqabil pe khaDa bolta hai

तू जो अब मेरे मुक़ाबिल पे खड़ा बोलता है

tumhaari zat ka pahle guman koi nahin tha

Santa: Kapdo Ke Andar Se Kaun Dekh Sakta Hain

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